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Saturday, February 5, 2011

People I want to win Oscars, just to hear their speeches

Usually I look forward to the Oscars to A) See who gets really hammered B) Reaction shots (especially the  semi-rascist ones where Denzel will be saying a speech and they will cut to the only other black person in the audience, seriously it's a real thing, pay attention) AND C) who will give the best speech.

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This is why I have compiled a list of who I would like to see win an Oscar (in some cases win ANOTHER Oscar) just to hear their speeches.
{Ahem}

Andy Dick

Kermit the Frog

Tina Fey

Angry Christian Bale 

Drunk Mel Gibson

David Hasselhoff

Jim Carrey

Liza Minelli

Shaggy and Scooby

Steven Balwin (Post and Pre-Super Christian)

Pauly Shore

The California Raisins

Paris Hilton 

Snooky

Luke Perry

Beavis and Butt-head

Jesus Christ

Roger Rabbit

Kathy Griffin

Dumbledore



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  1. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2011 at 1:20 AM

    I always thought it was Denzel's dad???!!!!

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  2. Film SporkFebruary 5, 2011 at 1:28 AM

    It might have been but I mean in general. They will do reaction shots of other black celebrities and I have no idea why, they have nothing to do with the speech. So ridiculous

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    Outstanding. Add in Alan Alda and Oscar the Grouch and I'd be set. I don't actually know what you need to do to qualify for an Oscar, I think this is the tv or film acting one, so I hope I didn't just make a total fool of myself. (Fortunately, this is also anonymous.)

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 6, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    Just wanted to note that I think the Denzel's dad comment was a 30 rock inspired semi racist joke about not being able to tell how old black people are. Thank god for anonymous.

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Make it count, troll.

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