Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin


Wednesday, February 2, 2011

French Prostitute Pigeons

Justin Bieber, as much as I admire you for your killer pre and post pubescent vocals and your bravery to accept yourself as a lesbian I must confess something. Never Say Never better be like this or something bad will happen.
An American Tail is probably one of the top ten animated films of ALL TIME, not just human history but ALL TIME. I've learned more from this film about turn-of-the-century America than I ever did in skewl. The Statue of Liberty was really built by pigeons,  mice CAN talk, and cats love to smoke cigars! If nothing else it has helped me realize my dreams of becoming a french pigeon prostitute and yearning to play the fiddle and serenade the moon when I am sad. 'nuff said case closed.


1 comment:

  1. I cannot stop smiling. I'm so inspired and American feeling!

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