Feared American Deity, President Picker, and Oscar Loser Is a Little Older Now

Oprah Winfrey turns 57  continues Her immortal reign over Her American Kingdom today, as well as celebrates Her royal Day of Birth, as a Mississippi Love Child and Future Queen Goddess.  As part of your Jubilee celebrations and Harpo Worship traditions, please enjoy (after the hop) these precious photos of Her Royal Most High Being posing and acting, accompanied by Royal Minstrel Fake Diana Ross, who shall Present Her Royal Birthday Dedication.

On your unworthy knees, serf.

Almost Oscar Worthy Stare, in "The Color Purple."

To Prepare For Her "Beloved" Role as Sethe, Oprah Spent 24 Hours as a Blindfolded Slave. Still, No Oscar.

Now She Reigns Throughout The Annum On Her Periodic Book of Worship