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Sunday, February 6, 2011

The Daily Ryan, Only at Film Spork

Some people you follow because they are interesting. And some people you follow because they are hot. We at Film Spork think that, occasionally, the hot can be interesting. And so we promise a daily update of the life of Ryan Reynolds, starting today.
All About Ryan
Today's Daily Ryan concerns news regarding Ryan's latest divorce from blonde harpy Scarlett Johansson. Apparently, while on the set of The Green Lantern, Ryan would complain that Miss Scarlett would "treat him badly" and made him "beyond sad and depressed." Of course, Film Spork now has no choice but to ban Scarlett Johansson from her fabulous domain forever till the end of time.

Also, Ryan Reynolds is single.

3 comments:

  1. a daily james spader? anyone? anyone?

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  2. i think a daily hugh jackman is a better idea than either of these...

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