Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin


Tuesday, February 22, 2011

A New Era Begins, The Biebs Has Cut His Hair

When you think of Justin Bieber what comes to mind? Smooth vocals, nice clothes, Canada? No, it would be that long and luscious comb forward full of mysterious powers beyond all that we as mere humans understand. But the Biebs has CUT IT ALL OFF! And... Justin Bieber is a boy?


                                         Look at that shine and bounce

You didn't think I would reveal the new haircut right away did you? See it after the jump!

What do you think?

Personally I'm a little nervous about being able to see his eyebrows and more of his facial expressions. With his hair in his eyes you could never tell who he was serenading. This is an excellent defense mechanism to confuse unsuspecting horn-dog fans but now... now I'll be able to tell you're NOT LOOKING AT ME JUSTIN! I suppose only time will tell if he actually has talent or it was all some weird hallucinogenic released by those chocolate brown layers. At least he has still kept within his comfort zone of acceptable lesbian-esque hairstyles.

3 comments:

  1. i am deeply upset that this no longer applies...http://lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

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  2. ah shit, i didn't read the whole thing. someone already linked that. damn

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  3. The thought was there and that's what matters

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