Our Interview Virginity Is Lost On Ms. Brea Grant!

I had the pleasure of contacting actress/author/geek Brea Grant (Heroes, Homecoming, WWBY) in our very first FilmSpork interview! Brea is extremely busy filming two major projects right now, one of which involves a kick-ass motorcycle, so she was kind enough to give us a mini interview until her schedule opens up for something more in-depth. Enjoy dearies and post any questions you would like me to ask in the follow up!

Photo by Kit Williamson

Read the interview after the jump...

The Rise of the Female Comedian

I have thought long and hard (take a moment to get the penis jokes out of your system..ready? No? I'll wait.) As I was saying I have thought long and hard upon the topic of female comedy or more accurately a female's role in the comedy universe. As someone who is herself hysterically funny, I can't help but daydream about my potential future as a funny lady in the entertainment industry. But in a time of heavily saturated male comedy, is there room for funny women in Hollywood?

Tah-dah

Find out after the jump...

T-Minus 5 days

Our beloved Prince William from England is set to marry is honeybunnygoogilypie Kate Middleton this upcoming Friday. It shall be a glorious event. Stay Tuned for exclusive wedding news and opinions from non-other-than FILMSPORK!

FilmSpork is unhealthily obsessed with Royalty

Arnold Promised He'd "Be Back!"

Arnold Schwarzenegger has finally figured out that making movies is way more fun that demolishing California's economy. He has announced his comeback to acting and promises he will be venturing into unknown territory!

I keep all my non-political promises

Find out what after the jump...

Jaz Is Finally Old Enough To See A Scream Sequel In Theaters!

Folks it is finally happening! Scream 4 will be in theaters in 12 days and I am old enough to see it in theaters without the accompaniment of a parent or guardian. This is a first for me involving the Scream franchise so please excuse my excitement.

Read my intelligent prose about Scream after the jump...

Apparently, Lindsay Lohan Has Nothing Better To Do

Sporkers,
The once adorable ginger haired sweetie we all miss from "The Parent Trap" and that movie where Tyra Banks is a doll who becomes human, is making a HUGE life change.

Let ME tell them the good news Tyra!

Find out what after the jump!

Heaven Has a New Drunken Angel

Dame Elizabeth Taylor died today surrounded by family and friends. She had been suffering from Congestive Heart failure amongst a list of other ailments. She was 79.

Two babes acting in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof."

More of the Dame after the jump...

100th Post Dedicated To Harry Potter

The moment Mrs. Rogers read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone to the class in the 6th grade I was hooked. Now, 13, 12, 11 okay 13 years later, that magic is coming to an end this July and with it millions of childhoods. My innocence and child-like wonder are being shut down tighter than a Gringott's vault. 

If Time Magazine says so, it must be true

More HP after the jump...

Gilbert Gottfried Fired For Being A Loudmouth

Over the past week, the islands of Japan have been hit by devastating earthquakes, tidal waves, and radiation. Deaths are already in the hundreds of thousands. Over here in the untouched U.S (except for larger than average waves) folks are taking it upon themselves to exploit this tragedy. There's the crazy christian girl who praised God for giving the Atheists a sign of his existence. Then there is Gilbert Gottfried.

You're my only friend Quackers McDuck

Read what he said after the jump...

Fiery Smart Redhead To Play Opinionated Inarticulate Brunette

Move over Emmy-Award-Winning Tina Fey, there's a new girl playing former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin: Ms. Julianne Moore! HBO is producing a movie revolving around the 2008 presidential election based on the book Game Change.

She needs an Oscar already.

Find out what Film Spork thinks after the jump

Charlie Sheen: Def Jam

Charlie Sheen has been falling into a downward spiral of insanity for the past few months. What makes him gloriously different from other deteriorating celebs is that Charlie Sheen is batsh*t crazy and he KNOWS it.

This is what a warlock looks like

This guy is like these potato stick snacks I had once, sort of repulsive at first but there was something addictive about them and before long the entire bag was gone. I thought it would be fun to create a game ( play below) based on Mr. Ridiculous himself so we can all feel a little bit like Charlie Sheen. Y'know without any of those nasty consequences like getting fired from the sweetest gig on the planet, losing custody of your kids, and believing you're a winner, even though you look like an extra from The Walking Dead.

Create your very own Sheen Rant after the jump...

I {Don't} Heart Huckabee

Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee has been caught on record stating that Academy Award winning Harvard graduate Natalie Portman is "glamorizing"  being a smart, successful, and classy woman having babies out of wedlock. Apparently, having a child with someone you love is sending a bad message to all the impressionable young'uns out there.  Natalie had this to say as a response.

Sporkers, Slowly Taking Over The World.

My dearest Sporkers,

It is time that we banded together for something that is close to Film Sporks heart.  Make yourselves comfy and I shall spin you a wondrous tale full of adventure, intrigue, and newspapers.

Apparently this guy can fly

                                 

                               

After the jump of coarse you silly readers...

Aaron Sorkin Wins...Gives Film Spork Staff Hope

I am honored to announce that THE Aaron Sorkin won a bald golden guy statue thing. As none-of-you know he graduated from the same university as our staff at Film Spork. It sorta gives us hope that maybe we can survive long enough on our crappy restaurant income to make/write a movie that means something. Sorkin if you are reading this, please give us jobs, Syracuse University was expensive! Seriously, I'm hungry.

The Oscars so far so good.

So far so good. Anne Hathaway is f-ing killing it. James Franco should have bought better weed. Oh Tom Hanks is coming on right now!

A New Era Begins, The Biebs Has Cut His Hair

When you think of Justin Bieber what comes to mind? Smooth vocals, nice clothes, Canada? No, it would be that long and luscious comb forward full of mysterious powers beyond all that we as mere humans understand. But the Biebs has CUT IT ALL OFF! And... Justin Bieber is a boy?

                                         Look at that shine and bounce

You didn't think I would reveal the new haircut right away did you? See it after the jump!

Marion Cotillard To Be Cast In The Dark Knight Sequel, Jaz Buys Package Of Depends For Potential Accidents Due To Excitement

Marion Cotillard, America's Parisian sweetheart and one of my favorite human beings is going to be playing the love interest of Bruce Wayne in the newest Batman film. She will be teaming up once again with "Inception" director Chris Nolan and will be joining the already stellar cast of Anne Hathaway, Tom Harding, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Gary Oldman.
More after the jump..

MARION! Seriously, we can't give you enough good press.

Cross-Eyed Opossum To Predict Oscar Winners

Germany's biggest celebrity, behind Christoph Waltz of course, is Heidi the cross-eyed opossum. This year the Leipzig zoo resident will be given the chance to pick her winners for the Oscars following Paul the Octopus's successful reign as Germany's oracle (R.I.P.).

More after the jump

Readers Are Officially Called Sporkers!

Sorry Kevin, you lose the poll on "What To Call Our Readers." Sporkers finally took the lead after being tied with Sporklies for a good 18 hours. The final results ended with a whopping 5 votes in favor of Sporkers compared to 3 measly votes for Sporklies. You shall have your day in the sun, Kevin. As a 2nd place gift we shall dub our future awards show "The Sporklies."  I think our award should look like this:

Actress Makes Joke...Idiots Don't Get It

Winter's Bone actress and Oscar nominee for Best Actress Jennifer Lawrence made a joke the other day. When asked about her southern roots she stated that "Little redneck things still come out...I'm attracted to my brother, stuff like that." I like her. A young actress that already has the ability to mock herself.

More after the jump...