Marion Cotillard To Be Cast In The Dark Knight Sequel, Jaz Buys Package Of Depends For Potential Accidents Due To Excitement

Marion Cotillard, America's Parisian sweetheart and one of my favorite human beings is going to be playing the love interest of Bruce Wayne in the newest Batman film. She will be teaming up once again with "Inception" director Chris Nolan and will be joining the already stellar cast of Anne Hathaway, Tom Harding, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Gary Oldman.
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MARION! Seriously, we can't give you enough good press.

Her character is rumored to be Thalia Al Ghul, the daughter of the villain (Liam Neeson) from Batman Begins. This miracle can only mean great things for the film. She might even make Christian Bale's scenes watchable. Bless your perfect ever lovin' self Marion.