The Immortal Joan Rivers decided she needed fresh standup material and went trolling backstage at Julie Taymor's Chocolate Factory where she suggested Miss Moneypit-Genius "hire a stunt person to fall on someone every three or four weeks -- that'll keep audiences showing up." When Julie made a strained face, Rivers followed up "Of course, someone's told you that before."
"No, you're the first." And Julie walked away, presumably to brain damage more actors in order to fulfill her glorious vision.
Reeve Carney was there too. Julie saw his band at a bar once and told him he was Spiderman. Just. Like. That.
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