Tron: Legacy cutie and girl crush of mine Olivia Wilde has sadly broken up with her film-maker husband Tao Ruspoli. Does anyone else notice that when a woman becomes successful, her marriage shatters like cryogenic glass? I'm not a relationship expert and I'm trying to be unbiased about the whole situation but I'm basically gonna blame this all on Ruspoli. Tao I'm sure your penis is huge and you're a big strong man. No need to get envious of your former lover's success. I'm sure your documentaries are super duper.
In other news, a simultaneous surge of Olivia Wilde related posts have gone up in all World of Warcraft discussion boards and other nerd hangouts. I can just imagine them all jamming out to Daft Punk and watching Tron: Legacy clips on youtube as they stage a raid on the Alliance.
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