Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin


Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Disney Ekes a Living By Marketing To Increasingly Socially Inept Youthful Demographics

Walt Disney Studios Chairman and Hospice Nurse Rich Ross's first movie is about to come out! Rich Ross got the job because he created Lizzie McGuire and High School Musical 2.  The absolute first thing he did after becoming Chairman was to sign off on "Prom."

It's about a high school prom, and live students actually approaching each other and keeping eye contact long enough to ask a question about going to a "Prom" where they actually have to kind of touch each other. There's a hot white guy and hot white girl, a hot black guy and hot black girl, and a normal looking white guy and normal looking white girl, and a geeky white guy and hot asian girl, and millions and millions of tweens are going to care really really hard what happens.

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