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Sunday, February 13, 2011

Cross-Eyed Opossum To Predict Oscar Winners

Germany's biggest celebrity, behind Christoph Waltz of course, is Heidi the cross-eyed opossum. This year the Leipzig zoo resident will be given the chance to pick her winners for the Oscars following Paul the Octopus's successful reign as Germany's oracle (R.I.P.).



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According to online sources, Heidi is in talks to make an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live where she will most likely pretend she is dead for a few minutes and then choose her winners for the 2011 Oscars.  What I want to know is, can we rely on a cross-eyed animal that is unable to properly watch the performances and films up for nomination? Only time will tell.

1 comment:

Make it count, troll.