Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin


Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Extra Extra!

According to multiple sources, two extremely good looking celebrities with mediocre looking children are breaking up or fighting about something. If aesthetically gifted individuals lacking personalities can't make it, is there any hope for us simple folks?  More after the jump...



According to specialists, the problem starts when good-looking people get together with other good-looking people. Apparently when one is raised to understand he or she can get anything by batting an eyelash, wearing a push-up bra, or rubbing baby oil on chiseled abs, it can lead to trouble. On some occasions it can, god forbid,  begin an unending cycle of furious flirting back and forth until the weaker specimen dies of exhaustion or the couple breaks up. Scientists suggest pretty people date plain faces with personalities and/or useful skills for a successful partnership. It seems to be doing alright for Meryl and Julia Roberts.



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