Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin


Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Nay-sayers?

Readers,
I recently posted an amazing blog articulating my excitement for the soon-to-be released Muppets movie. Well I was met with a tidal wave of negative comments (and by that I mean two of them.) Therefor I have created a list highlighting why The Muppets will be remembered 50 years from now and you will probably be a smelly old person shoplifting your gum paste from Rite-Aid.

 1) The epic romances between Gonzo & Camilla the Chicken and Kermit & Miss Piggy helped the world not only accept Bi-racial relationships but those between different species.

2) Miss Piggy is the poster child for a positive and healthy self-image for women, especially uptight narcissistic ones.

3) Differences can help us overcome obstacles. I highly doubt The Muppets would have made their fake dreams come true without Kermit's tenacity, Miss Piggy's aggression, Beaker's Clumsiness, etc.

4) You can't see green felt without thinking of Kermit

5) The Muppets were the only puppets to present at The Oscars. The F***ing Oscars!

What do you guys think? What else do The Muppets possess that makes them amazing?

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