Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin


Saturday, February 12, 2011

Readers Are Officially Called Sporkers!

Sorry Kevin, you lose the poll on "What To Call Our Readers." Sporkers finally took the lead after being tied with Sporklies for a good 18 hours. The final results ended with a whopping 5 votes in favor of Sporkers compared to 3 measly votes for Sporklies. You shall have your day in the sun, Kevin. As a 2nd place gift we shall dub our future awards show "The Sporklies."  I think our award should look like this:



3 comments:

  1. I accept the compromise. I think we should replace the Hollywood Foreign Press. I think there should be random food on the golden sporklie that the winner has to eat after making their speech. Like olives, or mixed grill.

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  2. LOVE THIS. the winning, of course, but especially the award prototype. classic.

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  3. Grand Announcement: On The Eve Of The Oscars, Film Spork Shall Announce their First Annual Sporklie Awards, In Categories Yet To Be Determined.

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Make it count, troll.