We at Film Spork have an exclusive breaking update to the Muppet Movie news discussed below.
After lengthy negotiations, including a last minute demand for more money and an insertion of an unprecedentedly raunchy scene involving Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy has agreed to star in the new Muppet adventure set for release this upcoming holiday season.
There was said to be discord stemming from the introduction of a new muppet, "Walter," and the possibility that this could distract viewers from Miss Piggy's starring role.
All talents involved are said to be immensely relieved. As Jason Segel put it, "We just couldn't do it without Miss Piggy." Miss Piggy declined to comment, except to refer us to this vintage video:
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