Marion Cotillard To Be Cast In The Dark Knight Sequel, Jaz Buys Package Of Depends For Potential Accidents Due To Excitement

Marion Cotillard, America's Parisian sweetheart and one of my favorite human beings is going to be playing the love interest of Bruce Wayne in the newest Batman film. She will be teaming up once again with "Inception" director Chris Nolan and will be joining the already stellar cast of Anne Hathaway, Tom Harding, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Gary Oldman.
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MARION! Seriously, we can't give you enough good press.