Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin


Monday, January 31, 2011

THIS JUST IN...Muppets!

Holy mother of all that is holy and motherly, there will be a new Muppets out this November! Chris Cooper, Amy Adams, Jason Segel, and a noseless asexual puppet named Walter ( I refuse to call him a Muppet just yet) will star in this powerhouse film. 



The brilliant minds behind the Muppets have conjured a story that might as well douse Tregedians in gasoline and set them on fire with shame, it's so brilliant. The plot is complicated so try and keep up: the Muppets must band together once again to save their beloved theater from being destroyed by an oil tycoon (Chris Cooper in probably his most challenging role to date.) 

I doubt this can top "Muppet Treasure Island" ( especially my worn out VHS copy with the foamy case) but I will give it a try. If only for the fact that Lady Gaga, Billy Crystal, and Alan Arkin (hear that Kels?) will reside together in a single film.  This may be a sign of the apocalypse. I'm ready!

God bless you Jim Henson.

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