We are starting a new religion

Dearest readers,
As a film-maker currently working at a restaurant who once took a class on religion, I feel entitled. So much in fact that I am creating my OWN religion. I shall model it after some western religions that I've heard about from my rambling grandma and that guy who used to hang outside the 'Cuse campus and hold aborted baby signs. So without further ado...

                                                   MerylStreepicism

MerylStreepicism is a religion in which its followers worship it's diety and goddess THE Meryl Streep. Meryl Streep is thought to be the greatest mortal ever born. ever. She reached ultimate power/enlightenment while filming "Out of Africa" with Saint Robert Redford. The transcript of the film is used as a worshipping device and guide for newer followers.

More after the jump...


MerylStreepicism chooses Saints to represent important elements of this religion.

Saint Bruce Willis- The Saint of Age.  Whenever you want to connect with this holiest of men view THE Meryl Streep film "Death Becomes Her."

Saint Robert Redford- The Saint of Freedom

Saint Dustin Hoffman- The Saint of Fighting (view Kramer Vs. Kramer)

Saint Amy Adams- The Saint of Lying (view Doubt)

If you are a MerylStreepist feel free to post more details for the non-believers out there