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Sunday, January 30, 2011

Betty White Wins Award, Strokes It, Mutters "oooooh"

89 year old dirty minded workaholic Betty White has been awarded, yet again, by the Screen Actors Guild a year AFTER already winning the Lifetime Achievement Award. Do they not realize this woman will probably die on a television set? Like 40 years from now?

Anyway, what she won for and why and whatever isn't as important as what she did upon receiving the statue, which was to stroke it sexually and make little cooing noises. This is why we love Betty White.

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