It has been reported that Walt Disney has purchased the rights to Miss Marple, and that they are planning a new film franchise set to star Jennifer Garner, who is 38 years old. Many are calling it a re-invention of the character. Defenders of the change, while conceding Hollywood's age bias, have even said that the "old lady" version has already been successfully portrayed, and that it's time for a different, even sexier take.
Let me explain why that is wrong. On so many levels. After the jump.
Please, listen to the lovely Miss Marple Theme as you read.
Let me explain why that is wrong. On so many levels. After the jump.
Please, listen to the lovely Miss Marple Theme as you read.
