Watch This

It's a webseries.  It's good.  The cool kids are watching.

THE CONFESSION

Melancholia: a mental condition marked by persistent depression and ill-founded fears.

...or in my case, a mental condition marked by persistent dedication and ill-founded obsession.

... with Kiefer.

Which led me to create a google video email notification (during, I swear, a moment of legitimate research), which led me to see this trailer by the (insert adjective) Lars Von Trier.

MELANCHOLIA.

And He Even Uses The Loo!

beep..  beep...  beep..  beep... 

beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee--- just kidding!

Thankfully, despite recent news, JACK BAUER LIVES!

Jack Kiefer was spotted dining at NYC's Juniors earlier this week, while enthusiastically talking '24' movie with series producer, Ron Howard.

Also, every news source ever finds Kiefer's cheeseburger to be relevant.


Read on to weigh in on desired plot scenarios!