Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin


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Friday, February 11, 2011

Elizabeth Taylor Taps The Bucket With Her Crippled Foot, Bucket Wobbles, But Is Not Kicked

Lizzie's in the hospital. She's had heart failure for 7 years now, but the recent news that Angelina Jolie was set to play Cleopatra likely did her in.

Everybody spritz some White Diamonds, pray to MJ, and pour your lover another drink. This could be a long night.