Cable Matinee Idol Anderson Cooper Brutally Bitch-Slapped By Egyptian Democracy Hating Homophobes

That's it, Hosni Mubarek is GOING DOWN.

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P.S. Anderson has an adorable "flip camera" that he managed to sneak under the bastards' noses! Isn't that cute?

P. P. S. Picture of Kevin's date with Anderson, after the JUMP!